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Here's the deal, you write a request for a story, it can be almost anything as long as it's family friendly. You can request the word count, the setting, the characters, a symbol, a time period, an event, whatever you can think of. If I like your request, I'll write it for you. They will usually be around 500 words, unless I'm lazy, the story ends, or I get really inspired and write on. Don't get insulted if I don't take your request.

Don't be afraid to request either, I don't just write for people I like, in fact I prefer complete strangers' requests. My main writing style is surrealist humour but I do enjoy writing other styles. You can request style forcing me to avoid using any surrealist humour if that's what you want.

There are rules though, here are some things that I won't write:

-Your homework. Don't even ask me write your assignment. Also, don't use anything I do as an assignment.

-Anything hateful. I'm not going to write something about the brutal murder of your classmates or coworkers. I'll write horror, but not against actual people.

-Anything that isn't family safe. No erotic, anything involving sex, or heavy swearing. Violence is allowed to an extent, just nothing graphic.

-Fanfiction. Well, actually, we'll just keep this to a minimum.

-Anything over 500 words. Yes, some things that I post will be over 500 words, but only because I made them that wrong. When requesting word count, keep in mind I won't intentionally write anything over 500 words.

These stories may take me an hour, a day, a week, or even a month to write. Don't get discouraged if your request isn't taken right away. For safety you can send multiple requests, I'm usually not that busy.

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Email requests to lthandley@hotmail.com, I'd prefer you didn't leave requests as comments but I might still respond.
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Do not redistribute these stories without my permission.

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